If you don't have a drummer, then why do you have drums you fist-full of assholes?


The Devil is building his army. Max Payne is looking for something that God wants to stay hidden. That is what makes him more dangerous.

Lincoln DeNeuf

When the people a man needs get taken away from him, you can't ever go back to the way you were before.

BB Hensley

Remember when you were a kid and you'd hold your breath when you run past a grave yard? Leave that man alone.

Captain Bowen

There's an army of bodies under this river, criminals reaching up to welcome me as one of their own. It was an easy mistake to make.

Max Payne

[from trailer] I'll never get out of Papa's shadow!

George W. Bush

Dick Cheney: [talking about torture methods] They utilize fear scenarios.
George W. Bush: You mean like pulling out their toenails?

The American people want revenge. They liked Afghanistan, they want more!

Karl Rove

Asian Journalist: Mr. President, what place do you think you will have in history?
George W. Bush: History? In history we'll all be dead!

If I remember correctly, you didn't like the sporting good store. Working for the investment firm wasn't for you either, or the oil rig job

George Herbert Walker Bush

You didn't exactly finish up with flying colours in the Air National Guard, junior.

George Herbert Walker Bush

George Herbert Walker Bush: You want an ass-whipping?
George W. Bush: Try it old man!
George Herbert Walker Bush: Go ahead, take a swing!

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