I can't see. I think I have the white virus.


The only thing more terrifying than blindness is being the only one who can see.

Doctor's Wife

I'm dead Pete. Dead people don't like company.

Johnny Quid

One Two: Well what do you want?
Stella: You.
One Two: Well you had better come in then.

Keep the receipts, cos this ain't the Mafia

Lenny Cole

You dirty bastard.

One Two

People ask the question...what's a RocknRolla? And I tell 'em - it's not about drugs, drums, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot.


[Archie has Johnnie Quid by his lapels and backed up against the wall] Don't hurt me Arch... I'm only little!


Chris Mattson: Y'know what Abel? Fuck you.
Abel Turner: [laughs] Is that a 'We Are the World' fuck you?
Chris Mattson: No. It's a special one. Just for you.

Jerry Shaw: [shouting] Are you the one who called me on the phone?
Rachel Holloman: She called you, too?

You know you got the wrong guy, right?


Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on!
Peter Bretter: Oh, would you like to pick out the outfit that you break up with me in!

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