Fucking dog. Fucking coach. Fucking Americans.

Paul

Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?

Paul

Yeah, you like that! Baby got back, front, and side to side!

Three G's

This shit's bananas!

Troy

Who's your daddy now, bitch?

Ken

Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!

Neville Flynn

Do as I say and you'll live!

Neville Flynn

[to Sean] Go. Get out of here. Go!

Daniel Hayes

What was the first thing I ever said to you?

Neville Flynn

Fucking snake! Get off my dick!

Man Bitten on Penis

[last lines]
Sean Jones: What was the first thing you ever told me?
Neville Flynn: What the fuck's that got to do with anything?
Sean Jones: What was the first thing you ever told me?
Neville Flynn: Do as I say and you live.
Sean Jones: Exactly. Now it's your turn. Do as *I* say and you'll live!
[they start surfing]

Rick: Oh my, I was hoping you'd be the sky-candy on this flight. You're looking especially delicious this evening.
Claire Miller: I love it when you demean me, Rick.
Rick: My pleasure.

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