Rick: You don't think I know it's hotter than hell in here? We also have abnormal vibrations in engines one and two. I had no choice but to throttle back.
Neville Flynn: You slowed down?
Rick: Yeah, well, you know, it's that or option B.
Claire Miller: Which is?
Rick: I go faster and the engines seize up and we eventually plummet to a horrible death. They spend the next year identifying femurs.

Neville Flynn: Hey, hey, we have to figure something out.
Rick: Alright, well I know what I've got to do. We're in a two-hundred foot aluminum tube and we're thirty thousand feet in the air, and any one of those slimy little pieces of shit can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out.

Someone get this fuckin' snake off my ass!

Big Leroy

Don't you think I've exhausted every other option? HE SAW ME!

Eddie Kim

Everybody listen up! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!

Nelville Flynn

[to white fan] Stay black!

Three G's

[to Dr. Price] Well, that's good news - snakes on crack.

Neville Flynn


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Neville Flynn: So... you are pretty good at this game, right?
Troy: Yes, man! No problem. I mean, my older brother Randy's got the high score, but I'm good. Asshole, never lets me hear the end of it.

Make it fast, time is tissue.

Dr. Steven Price

Everybody listen! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!

Neville Flynn

Neville Flynn: Everybody strap in!
[pulls out his gun]
Neville Flynn: I'm about to open some fucking windows.

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