
Quotes
Fuck Randy, Fuck Randy, and his high score! That's my own brother and I say Fuck Him!
Troy
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Neville Flynn
[while reading a letter] Dear Shelley. Oh my gosh, that's me! Wait there's more!
Shelley
I hate scumbags. And I like killing people.
Thomas Cowan
Osborne Cox: Give me the CD!
Chad Feldheimer: Give me the money!
[excited] Oh, my God!
Chad Feldheimer
What the fuck...?
Osborne Cox
Well, hello!
Harry Pfarrer
Caroline: [holding her son's dirty hand] Is this chocolate or poop? Is this chocolate or poop?!
Caroline: [licks son's hand and smiles] It's chocolate!
Kate Holbrook: What if that had been poop?!
You're stupid space car locked me in!
Angie Ostrowiski
I think she wants me to rub olive oil on your taint.
Kate Holbrook
Well, you sure are getting an early jump on your baby-proofing! Don't worry about a thing; it shouldn't be a problem for anyone over 7.
Boo-Boo Buster