You don't become a cop because you want to serve and protect. You join the force because they let you carry a gun and a badge. You do it because you get respect.


I refuse to be embarrassed by a car that looks like a Trapper Keeper.


Detective Murphy: Look at these ugly bastards.
Fat Thug: I don't feel good.
Detective Murphy: You're a cop killer. You're lucky to be feeling anything below the neck.

Salvatore Maroni: I thought the D.A. just played golf with the mayor, things like that?
Harvey Dent: Tee off's one-thirty, more than enough time to put you away for life, Sally.

Dent is in there with them! We have to save Dent! I have to save Dent!

Lt. James Gordon

Maroni's Mistress: Can't we go someplace quieter? We can't hear each other talk.
Salvatore Maroni: What makes you think I want to hear you talk?

You just couldn't let me go, could you?

The Joker

See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. I'm a man of my word.

The Joker

My allergic reaction made me feel beautiful.


Manhole. I like that word. Manhole.


I gotta meet this freakin' bird!


Pooter, you're looking quite dapper this morning.

Shelley Darlingson

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