You don't become a cop because you want to serve and protect. You join the force because they let you carry a gun and a badge. You do it because you get respect.Turk
I refuse to be embarrassed by a car that looks like a Trapper Keeper.Lance
Detective Murphy: Look at these ugly bastards.
Fat Thug: I don't feel good.
Detective Murphy: You're a cop killer. You're lucky to be feeling anything below the neck.
Salvatore Maroni: I thought the D.A. just played golf with the mayor, things like that?
Harvey Dent: Tee off's one-thirty, more than enough time to put you away for life, Sally.
Dent is in there with them! We have to save Dent! I have to save Dent!Lt. James Gordon
Maroni's Mistress: Can't we go someplace quieter? We can't hear each other talk.
Salvatore Maroni: What makes you think I want to hear you talk?
You just couldn't let me go, could you?The Joker
See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. I'm a man of my word.The Joker
My allergic reaction made me feel beautiful.Shelley
Manhole. I like that word. Manhole.Shelley
I gotta meet this freakin' bird!Shelley
Pooter, you're looking quite dapper this morning.Shelley Darlingson