By the way, you were wrong about my outfit. It's the Cheryl Ladd collection and I got it at JC Penney's. On sale!

Matilda [to Katinka]

I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed.

J.P. Prewitt

I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit.

Katinka [about Matilda]

I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander!

Katinka [to Matilda]

You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.

Larry Zoolander

CIA Officer: We'll ... interface with the FBI on this dead body.
CIA Superior: No, no. God no. Burn the body. Get rid of it.
CIA Officer: Okay.

Hennessey: I want you to drive for me.
Jensen Ames: [outraged] What makes you think I'll risk my life doing this for you?
Hennessey: [assuringly] I am offering you your freedom. All you have to do is walk off that track alive. And win, of course.

I created Death Race six years ago. I now have as many viewers as the Super Bowl. Drivers are convicts and the rules are simple...there are no rules. Win and get your freedom or die trying.


Tyra Banks: You're not married, you're on the wrong side of 40, and child-less. Somebody close to you said: One more flop, and it's over.
Tugg Speedman: [pause] Somebody said they were close to me?

You more shredded than a Julian salad, man.

Kirk Lazarus

Olivia Wenscombe: It won't bring your wife back.
Robert Angier: I don't care about my wife. I care about his secret.

A real magician tries to invent something new, that other magicians are gonna scratch their heads over.

Alfred Borden

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