By the way, you were wrong about my outfit. It's the Cheryl Ladd collection and I got it at JC Penney's. On sale!

Matilda [to Katinka]

I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed.

J.P. Prewitt

I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit.

Katinka [about Matilda]

I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander!

Katinka [to Matilda]

You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.

Larry Zoolander

CIA Officer: We'll ... interface with the FBI on this dead body.
CIA Superior: No, no. God no. Burn the body. Get rid of it.
CIA Officer: Okay.

Hennessey: I want you to drive for me.
Jensen Ames: [outraged] What makes you think I'll risk my life doing this for you?
Hennessey: [assuringly] I am offering you your freedom. All you have to do is walk off that track alive. And win, of course.

I created Death Race six years ago. I now have as many viewers as the Super Bowl. Drivers are convicts and the rules are simple...there are no rules. Win and get your freedom or die trying.

Hennessey

Tyra Banks: You're not married, you're on the wrong side of 40, and child-less. Somebody close to you said: One more flop, and it's over.
Tugg Speedman: [pause] Somebody said they were close to me?

You more shredded than a Julian salad, man.

Kirk Lazarus

Olivia Wenscombe: It won't bring your wife back.
Robert Angier: I don't care about my wife. I care about his secret.

A real magician tries to invent something new, that other magicians are gonna scratch their heads over.

Alfred Borden

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