This guy crossed the line and didn't even blink.


Rachel Clement: I can't judge. There are two kinds of people in Alaska: those who were born here and those who come here to escape something. I wasn't born here.

You don't get it do you Finch? You're my job. You're what I'm paid to do. You're about as mysterious to me as a blocked toilet is to a fucking plumber. Reasons for doing what you did? Who gives a fuck?


Alpa Chino: That's the theme song for the Jeffersons!
Kirk Lazarus: Just because it's a theme song doesn't make it any less true.

You'll have to do better than that, my darling.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Great! You woke the baby!

Ahsoka Tano

Same thing happened to me. They found me in a back alley when I thought I was Neil Armstrong and was trying to reenter the Earth's atmosphere in a refrigerator box.

Kirk Lazarus

I'm just a little boy who plays with his penis when he's nervous.

Kirk Lazarus

I don't break character until the DVD commentary.

Kirk Lazarus

[as Simple Jack] You make my pee-pee maker t-t-tingle.

Tugg Speedman

That's C-4, man.


Kirk Lazarus: [to Tugg Speedman] Huh! What do you mean "You People?"
Alpa Chino: [stares at Lazarus, and then gets angry] What do you mean "You People?"
Kirk Lazarus: What?

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