Lisa: What color is your dress?
Donna: It's a champagne color. Then it's a little sexy.
Donna: [seeing prom] You gotta hand it to Crissy, though. This is amazing!
Claire: Does this mean we can't make fun of her anymore?
[during his interrogation, about Donna] Nothing can keep us apart... She has no family. All she has is me... You know we love one another... Ask Donna... We'll be together forever... together forever, that's my promise... I'll see you soon, Donna.Richard Fenton
If he were any dumber, I'd have to water him.Crissy Lynn
Our world as we know it is much simpler...to put to an end than you might think.Ed Hoffman
Lower my voice.Matt Gadman
John Lennon is rolling over in his grave to hide the giant boner you just gave him!David Marshall
Some people carry a rabbit's foot, I like to rock a pocket of puke.Robert 'Fish' Fishman
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: 1991 called, they want their teenage angst back.
Amelia: No, they just called again they want that joke back.
Jake: She was a fun ride, no doubt about it, but she is a previously owned vehicle and I'm into that new car smell.
Jessica (as Clive): You asshole!
Jessica (as Clive): Whoever left these towels here is an asshole.
Jessica (in Clive's body): How come you didn't snitch on me?
Booger Spencer: Cuz you're my sister and I accept you for who you are.
Jessica (in Clive's body): Come here;
Jessica (in Clive's body): You're such a little weirdo.
Jessica (in Clive's body): [grabs Clive's drink as he's about to drink it] There'd better not be any alcohol in that!
Clive (in Jessica's body): Oh, no no no. This is a VIRGIN Scotch on the Rocks.