You haven't been tight since your brother fucked you in third gradeChev Chelios
[bullets flying all over the place] I forgot to take my Birth-Control Pills!Eve
Don't pop a blood vessel you little penis.Chev Chelios
Orlando: Hey dude, what's the matter with you?
Chev Chelios: Look, just give me some coke. You got any coke?
Orlando: Okay, now you're just gonna come up here and insult me...
Chev Chelios: Come on, I don't have time. Just give me something, I'm really dying here.
Orlando: I can see that.
Chev Chelios: You don't understand, I'm really fucking dying.
Orlando: You saying this is medicinal use coke, is that what you're saying?
Chev Chelios: That's right.
Chev Chelios: What?
Orlando: This shit ain't free nigga.
[after chopping off the arm of a bad guy and telling him] You got to admit that was pretty fucking cool.Chev Chelios
Get a cell phone, honey, please.Chev Chelios
Chev Chelios: I know what I'm going to have to do.
Orlando: What's that?
Chev Chelios: I'm going to have to kick some black ass.
Shirt Factory Supervisor: [to Chev] Hey, asshole! Asshole!
Eve: Don't talk to him like that! My boyfriend kills people like you!
Does it look like I got cunt written on my head? Who do you think you are fucking with?Chev Chelios
Chev Chelios: I'm looking for something that begins with an E.
Audrey Billings: You said if I needed anything...
Frank Martin: I can't.
Audrey Billings: Why, because of who I am?
Frank Martin: Because of who *I* am.
I did the job like you. Just... my pay is better. My hair and my suit too.Gianni