A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.Soap
I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets."Hatchet" Harry
It's been emotional.Big Chris
There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.Tom
Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
Nick the Greek: It's what?
Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.
Nick the Greek: Just get me a sample.
Tom: No can do.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.
If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.Rory Breaker
Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
You know you better not lie in here man, this is the big room! God does not look favorably on you. He has a tendancy to throw... lightning bolts at things... At liars!Father Brian Finn
Rabbi Jake Schram: You're in love with her?
Father Brian Finn: [to himself] No one seems to have picked up on this. It's very strange.
I feel like I'm on some bad new Aaron Spelling show - "Melrose Priest."Father Brian Finn
I don't doubt myself because of you. I feel like the best version of myself when I'm with you, and that makes me doubt everything else.Father Brian Finn