[outraged] Shit doesn't just disappear!

Tim Dingman

[as they approach the "lake" by the "cabin"]
Debbie Dingman: Under no circumstances is that a lake.
Tim Dingman: Maybe there's a tide?

Lawrence Wetherhold: Why would you have a baby with me?
Janet Hartigan: Because you don't know how to properly use a condom.
Lawrence Wetherhold: Point taken.

You're a giant toddler!

Lawrence Wetherhold

Vanessa Wetherhold: You should really make your bed. It sets the tone for the day.
Chuck Wetherhold: But, how do you know what tone I was trying to set?

I think he smelled the pot!

Vanessa Wetherhold

It's kind of a win-win situation.

Chuck Wetherhold

[climbing out his wreck] Can't kill me. You can burn me. You can shoot me. But you can't kill me.


Jensen: So what about the other drivers?
Machine-Gun Joe: It's kill or be killed.
Jensen: I can see the appeal.

I'm a lead farmer, mother fucker!

Kirk Lazarus

John Lennon is rolling over in his grave to hide the giant boner you just gave him!

David Marshall

Some people carry a rabbit's foot, I like to rock a pocket of puke.

Robert 'Fish' Fishman

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