Today's my cat's birthday.Red
Has anyone seen my bigger knife?Ted Jones
[in Korean] Prepare to suck the cock of karma!Ken
Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops.
Fogell: Because I fuckin' rule?
Hey, man, I was doing some research for next year and I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to. The Vag-Tastic Voyage.Seth
He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.Seth
Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing.Seth
Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!Seth
I am gonna give you the best blow J. With my mouth.Becca
I'm sorry that I blocked your cock...Officer Slater
I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!Officer Michaels
Becca: Your cock is so smooth!
Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.