Young people all over the globe are joining up to save the future.Newsreel announcer
One day someone like me is gonna kill you and your whole fucking race!Zander
You're some sort of big, fat, smart-bug, aren't you?Johnny Rico
We must meet this threat with our courage, our valor, indeed with our very lives to ensure that human civilization, not insect, dominates this galaxy *now and always*!Sky Marshal Dienes
Someone asked me once if I knew the difference between a civilian and a citizen. I know now. A citizen has the courage to make the safety of the human race their personal responsibility. Dizzy was my friend. She was a soldier. But most important, she was a citizen of the Federation.Johnny Rico
You once asked me for advice. You want some now? Never pass up a good thing.Jean Rasczak
Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you got a lot of dead bugs.Ace Levy
I expect the best and I give the best. Here's the beer. Here's the entertainment. Now have fun. That's an order.Jean Rasczak
Johnny Rico: Mr. Rasczak, I want to join the Federal Service and become a citizen. But my Dad thinks I should go to college and remain a civilian as he has. What should I do?
Jean Rasczak: Figuring things out for yourself is practically the only freedom anyone really has nowadays. Use that freedom.
Catherine: Hi. I'm Catherine.
Uninterested Guy: I know. We just had sex five minutes ago
Ricky Lipman: I am *not* going to let you hurt Janey again. Okay? Besides, I love her.
Jake: Well, so do I.
Ricky Lipman: [slight pause] Yes, but I'm the best friend, and I have been in front of her face the whole time, and she just... hasn't really realized it yet, but she will.
Jake: Well, I'm the reformed cool guy, who's learned the error of his ways. She's gonna forgive me for my mistakes, and realize that I really love her.
Ricky Lipman: [pause] Dammit, that's true.
Janey: Jake! How did you get in here? I thought Dad bolted the door.
Jake: There's a big hole in the side of your house.