Jenna: I love you, Matt. You're my best friend.
Matt: I love you too, Jenna... I've always loved you.

I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!

Jenna

Thirty, flirty and thriving.

Jenna

Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? 'Cause I totally am.

Jenna

Becky: I like your dress.
Jenna: That's because I have these incredible boobs to fill it out!

Matty! It's Thriller!

Jenna

Jenna: You want to know a secret?
Matt: Yeah.
Jenna: You're the sweetest guy I've ever met.

I saw his thingy!

Jenna

Lucy: Can you get in the car?
Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't get in the car with strangers.
Lucy: Please get in the car, we're gonna be late.
Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't know you.
Lucy: Just get in the car.
Jenna: I don't get in the car with strangers!
Lucy: You're being a little paranoid.

Jenna: Wait, listen to me. I'm 13!
Lucy: Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27.

Matt: You can't just turn back time.
Jenna: Why not?

[meeting Marisa's son, Ty]
Christopher: I'm Chris.
Jerry Siegel: I'm bald and no one in particular.
Ty: I know who you are.
Christopher: Yeah? What do you know?
Ty: I know that you're the state assemblyman. I know that you're thinking of running for Senator. I know your voting record and your consistent stand on environmental causes.

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