He's not part of our lives, but we wish him luck with his.

Marisa

Marisa: I let him think I'm staying in the suite, not cleaning it. I'm the maid, Ty.
Ty: Ma, I hate to break it to you, but I don't think he's after your money.
Marisa: I can't believe you just said that!

Marisa: Can you keep a secret?
Caroline: Yes of course.
Marisa: Good. So can I.

Life is like a box of chocolates!

Scrawny Kid #1

Leon Kauffman: She didn't like my work.
Jurgis: She gave you three minutes. People whose work she doesn't like, she usually gives one.

Leon Kauffman: I didn't think you were the type to say "wow".
Susan Hoff: I'm not. I haven't said it since I was eighteen.

[pointing a gun] Stand away from the meat.

Driver

[as they are called back into the office for their first interview] We're here to fuck shit up!

Dale Doback

Let's turn the clocks back. A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your - did your balls drop off? Hmm?

The Joker

Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Lets put a smile on that face!" And..... Why so serious?

The Joker

Let me get this straight. You think that your employer, one of the richest men in the world, is spending his nights running around the city beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands? And your plan is to blackmail him? Good luck.

Lucius Fox

If you want to kill a public servant, Mr. Maroney, I suggest you buy American.

Harvey Dent

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