See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!

The Joker

Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...a dark knight.

Lt. James Gordon

The only justice in an unfair world is chance.

Harvey Dent

[to The Joker] You wanted me, here I am.

Batman

[to Batman] Come on, I want you do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*

The Joker

Fuck the po-lice!

Saul

Sean: I call dibs on the mountain climber.
Trevor: What? You're thirteen; you can't call dibs.

Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one, who do you pick?

Dale Doback

I'm not gonna kill him. I'm just gonna kick his ass.

Hellboy

Give it up nasty, we can see you.

Hellboy

We die and the world will be poorer for it.

Prince Nuada

Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money. It's about sending a message.

The Joker

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