[people in the neighborhood are looking at Hancock] What the hell are you pricks staring at?Hancock
I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.The Joker
I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.The Joker
This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.The Joker
Happy: So why do they call him "The Joker"?
Dopey: I heard he wears make-up.
Dopey: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.
Donna: What are you doing here?
Bill: I'm writing a travel piece.
Harry Bright: I took a spontaneous holiday.
Sam Carmichael: I thought I'd drop in and say hi.
Tanya: [to Sophie] You probably don't recognize me.
Rosie: Not with all that plastic surgery.
[holding up Sophie's underwear] Does she wear this or floss with it?Rosie
[reading Donna's diary] We danced on the beach, kissed on the beach and dot, dot, dot.Sophie
Donna: I grew up.
Tanya: Well, grow back down then!
Tibby: So Kostos isn't married. Why can't you just stop thinking about it and follow your heart?
Lena: Because...he broke my heart!
Isabella Swan: Graduation caps?
Edward Cullen: Private joke. We matriculate a lot.