[people in the neighborhood are looking at Hancock] What the hell are you pricks staring at?


I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

The Joker

I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

The Joker

This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

The Joker

Happy: So why do they call him "The Joker"?
Dopey: I heard he wears make-up.
Happy: Make-up?
Dopey: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.

Donna: What are you doing here?
Bill: I'm writing a travel piece.
Harry Bright: I took a spontaneous holiday.
Sam Carmichael: I thought I'd drop in and say hi.

Tanya: [to Sophie] You probably don't recognize me.
Rosie: Not with all that plastic surgery.

[holding up Sophie's underwear] Does she wear this or floss with it?


[reading Donna's diary] We danced on the beach, kissed on the beach and dot, dot, dot.


Donna: I grew up.
Tanya: Well, grow back down then!

Tibby: So Kostos isn't married. Why can't you just stop thinking about it and follow your heart?
Lena: Because...he broke my heart!

Isabella Swan: Graduation caps?
Edward Cullen: Private joke. We matriculate a lot.

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