I hate mummies. They never play fair.

Jonathan Carnahan

So these are the good undead guys, right?

Rick O'Connell

Whoa whoa whoa. Sorry pal, there's a mummy on the loose.

Rick O'Connell

Oliver: You given any thought to who you might be voting for?
Shelley: I definitely won't listen to what Simon says, he is just so mean. I usually always agree with Paula and Randy.
Shelley: Oh, you meant the president.

Shelley: They're kicking me out?
Kappa: Maybe it's because of you're age.
Shelley: But I'm 27.
Kappa: But that's 59 in Bunny Years.

Drillbit Taylor: So what'd you do to provoke him?
Wade: Well he's fat, he's a dork, and I'm awesome.

Emmit: I'm not a hobbit!
Drillbit Taylor: [to Ryan] Emmit's not a hobbit, I don't think.

Drillbit Taylor: I'm Drillbit Taylor... US Army ranger, black-ops operative, decorated marksman, improvised weapons expert.
Wade: Are you still in the military?
Drillbit Taylor: I was discharged - unauthorized heroism.

Just never turn this cheek. Don't let them punk you.

Hancock

Don't worry, Abe. I won't kill him. I'm just gonna kick his ass.

Hellboy

Abe Sapien: [Hellboy hands him a beer] Oh, my body's a temple.
Hellboy: Now it's an amusement park.

You can suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker!

Johann Krauss

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