[hugging Sophie] Look at my baby her whole life ahead of her.

Donna

Dale: What are you doing?
Brennan: I'm burying you!
Dale: My dad will wonder where I am.

You're just a thug that can bend bullets.

Wesley

Six weeks ago I was ordinary and pathetic, just like you. Who am I now? Account manager? Assassin? Just another tool who was mind fucked into killing his father. I am all of these. I am none of these. Who am I now? This is not me fulfilling my destiny. This not me following in my fathers footsteps. This is definitely not me saving the world.

Wesley

Wesley: Are we gonna "bond," now?
Fox: Would you like to?

I love this job!

The Joker

Alpa Chino: Maybe I just knew I had to represent...
Kirk Lazarus: Hot damn!
Alpa Chino: ...because they had one good part in there for a *black* man, and they gave it to "Crocodile Dundee"!
Kirk Lazarus: [offended] Pump your brakes kid, that man's a national treasure.
Alpa Chino: I'm sorry a dingo ate your baby!
Kirk Lazarus: You about to cross some fuckin' line!

I know who I am! I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!

Kirk Lazarus

[to Mayans] You don't even know our names. You don't know any of our names. I'm Jeff. Jeff Dean McIntyre. Winnetka, Illinois. Twenty-two years old. I was going to be a doctor. That was my dream. That's all I wanted. You should know her name, too. Her name is Amy! She's not going to die in this fucking place!

Jeff

They don't want us to spread it. That's why they won't let us leave. They're salting the soil to keep it contained. It's old. It has to be really old because the birds and insects and animals have learned not to land here.

Jeff

Amy: Do you think they're going to find us?
Eric: Honestly, I think making a run for it is our only chance.

The police, our parents, the Greeks, somebody. Somebody is going to find us. We just have to be alive when they do.

Jeff

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