Maxwell Smart: There are 150 special forces snipers surrounding this building.
Siegfried: No there's not.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe 2 dozen Delta Force commandoes?
Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun.
Larabee: I'll do it sir, I have no problem exposing myself.
Agent 99: Do you ever think before you open your mouth?
Larabee: No, I tend to just whip it out there.
That is a sucker punch to the gonads.Maxwell Smart
Agent 99: Are you staring at my butt?
Maxwell Smart: No, no, I...I was, but I'm not...I'm staring again.
Kill one, save a thousand.Fox
Holy shit on an alter!Janice
Your father used to say you were put here for a reason.Martha Kent
You took away five years of my life. I'm just returning the favor!Lex Luthor
You're not seeing the big picture here.Lex Luthor
[after saving Lois Lane and other members of the media from a plane crash] Well, I hope this experience hasn't put any of you off flying. Statistically speaking, it's still the safest way to travel.Superman
[about Jason] He's a little fragile, but he's gonna grow up to be big and strong... just like his dad.Lois Lane
This crystal may seem unremarkable, but then so is the seed of a redwood tree. It's how our mutual friend in tights made his Arctic getaway spot. Cute, but a little small for my taste.Lex Luthor