Maxwell Smart: There are 150 special forces snipers surrounding this building.
Siegfried: No there's not.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe 2 dozen Delta Force commandoes?
Siegfried: No.
Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun.

Larabee: I'll do it sir, I have no problem exposing myself.
Agent 99: Do you ever think before you open your mouth?
Larabee: No, I tend to just whip it out there.

That is a sucker punch to the gonads.

Maxwell Smart

Agent 99: Are you staring at my butt?
Maxwell Smart: No, no, I...I was, but I'm not...I'm staring again.

Kill one, save a thousand.


Holy shit on an alter!


Your father used to say you were put here for a reason.

Martha Kent

You took away five years of my life. I'm just returning the favor!

Lex Luthor

You're not seeing the big picture here.

Lex Luthor

[after saving Lois Lane and other members of the media from a plane crash] Well, I hope this experience hasn't put any of you off flying. Statistically speaking, it's still the safest way to travel.


[about Jason] He's a little fragile, but he's gonna grow up to be big and strong... just like his dad.

Lois Lane

This crystal may seem unremarkable, but then so is the seed of a redwood tree. It's how our mutual friend in tights made his Arctic getaway spot. Cute, but a little small for my taste.

Lex Luthor

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