[yelling] I need a second, okay? Why can't anyone give me a goddamn second?Elliot Moore
We're packing hot dogs for the road. You know, hot dogs get a bad rep. They gotta cool shape, they got protein.Nursery Owner
[to Joey] You have got to stop calling me. You're acting like the Fatal Attraction guy here. I feel like I'm going to take a shower and see your silhouette on the shower curtain!Alma Moore
We're so much the same, Jess. I don't like to show my emotions either.Alma Moore
[watching news report about the toxin] It makes you kill yourself. Just when you thought there couldn't be any more evil that can be invented.Alma Moore
[to concerned teachers] Alright, there appears to be an event happening. Central Park was just hit by what seems to be a terrorist attack. They're not clear on the scale yet. It's some kind of airborne chemical toxin that's been released in and around the park. They said to watch for warning signs. The first stage is confused speech. The second stage is physical disorientation, loss of direction. The third stage...is fatal.Principal
Train Conductor: The train service has been discountinued. This will be the last stop for all passengers.
Elliot Moore: Hey, what do you mean? Where are we?
Train Conductor: Filbert, Pennsylvania.
Elliot Moore: Filbert? Does anybody know where that is? Why are you giving me one useless piece of information at a time? What's going on? Hey, why would you just stop? You can't just leave us here!
Train Conductor: Sir, we lost contact.
Elliot Moore: With whom?
Train Conductor: Everyone.
[as they are abandoned] Can you believe how crappy people are?Alma Moore
I can give you pieces but not the whole Humpty Dumpty.Dr. Samson
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [speaking to Blonsky in his hospital bed] How are you feeling?
Emil Blonsky: Pissed off, and ready for round three.
Po: Maybe I should just quit and go back to selling noodles.
Oogway: Quit, don't quit? Noodles, don't noodles?
One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.Oogway