Bruce Banner: I've got a problem. There are aspects of my personality that I can't control.
Dr. Samson: See a shrink.
Bruce Banner: It's a little more complicated than that.
Dr. Samson: Bruce. Trust me when I tell you, I've heard them all.
Bruce Banner: Not this one

Maybe if I can control it, I can use it.

Bruce Banner

There are aspects of my personality that I can't control. And when I lose control, it's very dangerous to be around me.

Bruce Banner

I don't wanna control it. I wanna get rid of it.

Bruce Banner

As far as I'm concerned that man's whole body is property of the US Army.

Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross

Are you the Key Holder or the Gate Keeper?

Wilson

My brain's been paranized!

Jerry

Jerry: [Alma is providing the voices for "The Lion King"] Listen to me. I need to you say the line. I need you to say "I will piss on the bones of your ancestors"...
Mike: No, no! That's not in the movie!
Jerry: [interrupts] This is the next Lion King. This is Part II.

I will shoot you. And I know robot karate!

Jerry

Have you seen Elvis lately?

Jerry

Nurse: Have you ever levitated a nurse before?
Uncle Hendrick: Yes, but that's a very long story.

[while doing acupuncture on Po] Wait, wait, my fault! I tweaked his facial nerves! And may have also stopped his heart.

Mantis

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