Chaffee Bicknell: Our surrogacy fee is $100,000.
Angie Ostrowiski: It costs more to have someone born than to have someone killed!
Chaffee Bicknell: It takes longer.

[calms Holly] Every morning I still wake up and the first thing I want to do is to see your face.

Gerry Kennedy

[hugs Daniel] It's been a year. I don't feel him anymore. I feel he's gone. He's really gone!

Holly Kennedy

I know what I want, because I have it in my hands right now. You.

Gerry Kennedy

I'm gonna construct some construction that needs to be constructed.

LeeJohn

Deacon: I object!
Rickey: We all object. Answer the question.

Deacon: These miscreants...
Rickey: Miscreants? We are African-Americans!

Durell: Um, excuse me?
Rickey: Excuse you? Don't nobody even know you!

Sister Doris: Do you like birthday parties, Leonard... I mean, LeeJohn?
LeeJohn: I don't know. I never had one.
Sister Doris: You never had a birthday party?
LeeJohn: When they took me to my foster home, they lost my birth certificate. So, nobody never knew when my birthday was.
Sister Doris: Aww... I know when it is.
LeeJohn: You do? When?
Sister Doris: Today!

Judge B. Bennet Galloway: Mr. Jackson, six months ago you were caught shoplifting at a Stop 'N Shop, with a box full of Ding Dongs and a six pack of Banana Strawberry Boone's Farm.
LeeJohn: Uh, your honor, it was Goober Grape.
Judge B. Bennet Galloway: When the arresting officer searched you, he found a twenty dollar bill in your pocket. Why didn't you just pay for it?
LeeJohn: Because this dude named Bo-Peep was on my ass about twenty dollars and I...

Pastor Arthur Mitchell: Actually, your honor, we have a lot of witnesses here that are willing to testify to a lot of things... like embezzlement.
Tianna: Misappropriation of funds.
Sister Doris: Falsifying documents.
Rickey: Not to mention, wearing an easter suit with a halloween shirt and tie set!

They using big words now. Sanctuary, congested... that means umm, ghetto.

LeeJohn

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