Purgatory is over, you go to hell.Eleanor "Nell" Vance
You're an optimist, sir. See I had you figured for a grouch.Chris Burnett
You dont know the FIRST thing about serving your country.Admiral Reigart
Holy Shit! We're being painted!Chris Burnett
Let's go get our boy back!Admiral Reigart
Admiral Reigart: You still got your boots, have you, cowboy?
Chris Burnett: Roger. They were tied on.
Dupree: Everyone's asleep and here's lonely old Dupree wailing away on himself.
Molly Peterson: You weren't wailing away...
Dupree: An animal wouldn't debase himself such!
Carl Peterson: What you did in the bathroom last night was disgusting.
Dupree: I know, I'm never eating buffalo wings again.
I'm throwing seven different kinds of smoke!Dupree
So what if he beat you with a candle stick. I bet it happens all the time!Dupree
Carl Peterson: Are you in love with my wife?
Dupree: How can you ask me that?
Carl Peterson: [Carl is rubbing Molly's feet] You have the most beautiful toes, have I ever told you that? And I'm not even a foot guy.
Molly Peterson: Are you concentrating on the game? Or are you lusting at the feet of your soon-to-be wife?