Dabu: What's up, dawg?
Sin LaSalle: Must you play into the stereotypes? Turn that mess down. This is the suburbs. I'm in that damn neighborhood watch!

What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's already been told twice.

Darryl

Chili Palmer: [about a Honda Insight] It's the Cadillac of hybrids.
Martin Weir: But what about speed?
Chili Palmer: If you're important, people will wait.

Linda Moon: That's my manager, Roger.
Chili Palmer: He talks like that?
Linda Moon: He thinks he's black.

[crying] I asked myself... would I come back for you? And the only answer is a Godless, empty, evil... no. I'm sorry I wouldn't have come back. I'm sorry.

Lewis McBride

I know her. Like know her.

Sherrif

You'd take 3 years from me but you wouldn't take my word?

Sheriff

Should I beware of lawyers bearing gifts?

Sheriff

I'm not the best, but I am the most persistent.

Beth

Frankly, we're a little mimed out.

Reese Feldman

Starsky: Body of a caucasian male, apparently jumped from the Bay Street Bridge...
Hutch: Well, actually there's no sign of impact so he was probably just dumped out at sea.
Starsky: Would you please not talk while I'm recording?

This floor is made for dancin', you can tell by the lights.

Dancin' Rick

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