Dabu: What's up, dawg?
Sin LaSalle: Must you play into the stereotypes? Turn that mess down. This is the suburbs. I'm in that damn neighborhood watch!
What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's already been told twice.Darryl
Chili Palmer: [about a Honda Insight] It's the Cadillac of hybrids.
Martin Weir: But what about speed?
Chili Palmer: If you're important, people will wait.
Linda Moon: That's my manager, Roger.
Chili Palmer: He talks like that?
Linda Moon: He thinks he's black.
[crying] I asked myself... would I come back for you? And the only answer is a Godless, empty, evil... no. I'm sorry I wouldn't have come back. I'm sorry.Lewis McBride
I know her. Like know her.Sherrif
You'd take 3 years from me but you wouldn't take my word?Sheriff
Should I beware of lawyers bearing gifts?Sheriff
I'm not the best, but I am the most persistent.Beth
Frankly, we're a little mimed out.Reese Feldman
Starsky: Body of a caucasian male, apparently jumped from the Bay Street Bridge...
Hutch: Well, actually there's no sign of impact so he was probably just dumped out at sea.
Starsky: Would you please not talk while I'm recording?
This floor is made for dancin', you can tell by the lights.Dancin' Rick