Where are you going, Starfish and Friends?


[to UPS guy] I signed that release form,so you can just feel free to stick things in my slot.


They don't call me balls out Natalie for nothing.


Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?


Figures that I would find the perfect guy, and he would already have the perfect girl.


Natalie: I have to go. I can't explain now but will you call me tomorrow?
Pete: Sure.
[Natalie runs off. Runs back, kisses him and runs off again. Pete turns to the bouncers]
Bouncer: Oh, you bad!
Bouncer: Yeah, you bad!
Pete: Finally you guys warm up a little.

Jason Gibbons: So when do I get to meet this Charlie.
Alex: Well, Charlie's not a very social person.
Jason Gibbons: But Charlie's a chick right? I mean, she's definitely a woman?

I gotta go torture and kill your boss.

Eric Knox

And I had a really long talk with a squirrel one time, longer in fact than I can with most people.


Natalie: Where's Knox? Is he OK?
Dylan: He's fine. He's the bad guy.

Alex: Oh, my God, you're hit!
Jason Gibbons: No, it's nothing. I mean the squibs hurt a little when they go off but... what happened to my trailer?
Alex: Jason
Jason Gibbons: Were you in there while that happened? I mean, look at it!
Alex: Jason, I haven't been completely honest with you. I'm not a bikini waxer.
Jason Gibbons: Bummer. I mean... that was kind of a turn on.

Charlie: Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.

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