May the forks be with us.

The Blue Raja

This is an A and B conversation, so C yourself out of it


Derek: Yeah but six months here gotta be better than six up the juvie.
Malakai: Yeah, they got girls in here.

Chenille: I saw you workin' it out there tonight, girl!
Sara: Oh, yeah... slammin'!
Chenille: Ah-huh! Later!

Derek: Do you get along with your dad? You tight and shit?
Sara: Yeah, we're "tight and shit"; our DNA matches.

That's how easy it is to give to charity around here. Don't put your shit on the floor.


Snookie: I'm free Saturday night.
Chenille: Why, is your hand busy?

Sara: Asshole.
Chenille: Who? Because in this crowd you're going to have to be a bit more specific.

Ain't nobody watchin' you but me.


We spend more time defending our relationship than actually having one.


I'm not you, Derek. I can't do nothin' but what I'm doin'. I can't go to Georgetown with a 10.0 GPA, operatin' on people, doin' brain surgery or whatever the Hell you're goin' to be doin'.


Chenille: You need to take off that 5th grade dance lookin' top.
Sara: Its from The Gap!
Chenille: Its country and you look country in it!

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