Roy O'Bannon: I'm so lost, Chon. Ninety percent of the time I don't even know what I'm doing out here in the West.
Chon Wang: No, you're a good outlaw.
Roy O'Bannon: Stop, please. I'm a screw-up.
Roy O'Bannon: You blew it, John! Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel! I had 'im! That's what gets me: I had 'im! I had 'im!
Daughter, husbands like Man-Who-Fights-in-Dress don't come along every day.Sioux Chief
Let me put it this way. My horse is definitely not my best friend.Roy O'Bannon
Roy O'Bannon: First time you ever see an outlaw?
[Pretty victim nods]
Roy O'Bannon: Scared? Kind of excited, too? All mixed up? Yeah. Last train we robbed we were naked it was so hot out.
Roy O'Bannon: Yes, John, I've heard all about the Emperor. Must be one hell of a man.
Chon Wang: He's only twelve.
Roy O'Bannon: Are you kidding me? You're sitting here, waiting to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped?
Imperial Guard: Chon Wang!
Roy O'Bannon: That's right, Johnny Wayne's here.
Roy O'Bannon: I feel like there's this gap between us. It's like I'm a cowboy, you're an Indian. You say wampum, I say money. It is so important, I just think that...
Falling Leaves: [kisses Roy] Shut up, Roy. You talk too much.
This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from... but here is where it sets.Chon Wang
[Looking at the bullet holes in his robe] It's a miracle. I am invincible. Roy! Invincible!Roy O'Bannon
Holy crap, the vultures are eating my head!Roy O'Bannon
Fight with honor. You will win.Chon Wang