...and very important, DO NOT do your homework without wearing headphones. Repeat...

Rufus

Colonel Oates: Get down and give me infinity.
Bill: There is no way we could possibly do infinity push-ups.
Ted: Well maybe if he lets us do them girly-style...

Bill: Hey Ted. Don't fear the reaper.
[air guitar]
Grim Reaper: I heard that!

Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
Bill: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper: I said Plum!
Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five!
Ted: I don't believe this guy!

I got a full-on robot chubby.

Evil Ted

Don't overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.

Grim Reaper

You sunk my battleship!

Grim Reaper

Ever since this masquerade bash, it's like I'm the Anti-Midas, and everything I touch turns to crap.

Ashley Albright

Jake Hardin: So - how's the new job working out?
Ashley Albright: Well, I can't complain.
Jake Hardin: That's good.
Ashley Albright: No, I mean I'm literally not allowed to complain. I had to sign something.

Your mum's gonna have to wait one more week, Doug.

Danny Jones

Poor Doug misses his mum.

Danny Jones

Ashley Albright: Please tell her that I'm not lucky.
Maggie: You were voted prom queen at Franklin High.
Ashley Albright: So?
Maggie: We went to Jefferson!

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