We must become invisible, travel silently, for there are forces that would seek to destroy us.Horton
The Mayor of Who-ville: Listen, Horton, I've gotta go. Apparently there's a problem with a giant meatball.
Horton: You just take care of that meatball sir and leave the freaking out to me.
This entire jungle is a house of death!Horton
So Jojo, what's uh, what's shakin'? What's happenin'? What's the word?The Mayor of Who-ville
[to Horton] You are a warrior poet!Morton
Morton: Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!
Horton: Vlad? Vlad, Vlad... I know two Vlads. There's the bad Vlad... And then there's bunny Vlad, the one that makes cookies!
Morton: ...Yeah, Horton, she's sending you a bunny with cookies. I think it's safe to say it's the bad Vlad.
Horton: Yeah, good call.
Seriously, who is this? Is this Burt from accounting?The Mayor of Who-ville
In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.Katie
Horton: I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.
Morton: [sighs] An elephant's faithful one hundred percent.
Horton: That's my code, my motto.
The Mayor of Who-ville: I have 96 daughters and 1 son.
Horton: [laughing] Whoa! Busy guy.
There's a tiny person on that speck that needs my help!Horton
Uncle Albert: With great power comes... ow!
Rick Riker: Try to breathe!
Uncle Albert: I can't. You're kneeling on my crotch!