We must become invisible, travel silently, for there are forces that would seek to destroy us.

Horton

The Mayor of Who-ville: Listen, Horton, I've gotta go. Apparently there's a problem with a giant meatball.
Horton: You just take care of that meatball sir and leave the freaking out to me.

This entire jungle is a house of death!

Horton

So Jojo, what's uh, what's shakin'? What's happenin'? What's the word?

The Mayor of Who-ville

[to Horton] You are a warrior poet!

Morton

Morton: Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!
Horton: Vlad? Vlad, Vlad... I know two Vlads. There's the bad Vlad... And then there's bunny Vlad, the one that makes cookies!
Morton: ...Yeah, Horton, she's sending you a bunny with cookies. I think it's safe to say it's the bad Vlad.
Horton: Yeah, good call.

Seriously, who is this? Is this Burt from accounting?

The Mayor of Who-ville

In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

Katie

Horton: I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.
Morton: [sighs] An elephant's faithful one hundred percent.
Horton: That's my code, my motto.

The Mayor of Who-ville: I have 96 daughters and 1 son.
Horton: [laughing] Whoa! Busy guy.

There's a tiny person on that speck that needs my help!

Horton

Uncle Albert: With great power comes... ow!
Rick Riker: Try to breathe!
Uncle Albert: I can't. You're kneeling on my crotch!

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