Why can't you just die?

Two-Face

You were supposed to understand. I'll make you understand.

Edward Nygma

[upon reaching Claw Island]
Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh.

[first lines]
Alfred Pennyworth: Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir?
Batman: I'll get drive-thru.

Dick Grayson: I need a name! Batboy, Nightwing, I dunno. What's a good sidekick name?
Bruce Wayne: How about Dick Grayson, college student?
Dick Grayson: Screw you!

One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. Why? Why, why, why, why, why? Luck! Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck!

Two-Face

Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!

Two-Face

Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?

The Riddler

Riddle me this, what sort of a man has bats on the brain?

The Riddler

Brendan: Why are your eyes so red?
Francis: Why is your head so bald?

Jack: Wouldn't it be great if we heard a train go by in the distance?
Peter: No.
Francis: It'd probably be annoying.

I love the way this country smells. I'll never forget it. It's kind of spicy.

Peter

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