Optimus Prime: How many more of my kind must be sacrificed?
Cade Yeager: You gotta have faith, Prime. Maybe not in who we are, but who we can be.
Sweetie, get my alien gun!Cade Yeager
We need a new army...Optimus Prime
Harold Attinger: I'm gonna ask you this once. Where is Optimus Prime?
Cade Yeager: You tell me.
A new era has begun. The age of the Transformers is over...Harold Attinger
Optimus Prime: Calling all Autobots...
Cade Yeager: I think we just found a Transformer!
It’s just drinking games and bonding, why is that so painful for you?Jenko
Schmidt: Hey, listen! There's a grenade in my shorts!
Jenko: Is that it?
Schmidt: That's my dick!
Jenko: What about that?
Schmidt: That's my dick also!!
Schmidt: Listen, Mr. Walters, I should apologize…
Mr. Walters: For shooting my penis off? Don't sweat it. They gave me a vagina. Hey, guess what. I'm Eric's bitch!
Eric: No, you're not!
Mr. Walters: Yes, I am! You own this ass.
Capt. Dickson: I got a big ass raise to babysit you two again.
Jenko: We're going back to high school?
Capt. Dickson: No, you look like you about 50. You going to MC State. You two sons of bitches are going to college!
Jenko: What? Co-ed bathrooms!
Schmidt: Fuck! I'm not gonna take a shit the entire time we're here.
Jenko: We're like a power couple.
Schmidt: We're like Rihanna and Chris Brown. You're a good dancer but sometimes you're meaner than I'd like you to be.