They say you have a monster. They say your lands are cursed. I am Beowulf, and I will kill your monster.Beowulf
I don't know what happened! I mean, I just tried to talk to these guys, and then there was a dust buster, a toupee and a life raft exploded... now ones bald ones in a boat and they're both unconscious!Barry B. Benson
No flying in the house!Janet Benson
Do you want to win the War on Terror? Yes or no?Senator Jasper Irving
Fred Claus: Love's complicated.
Willie: It hurts.
You're all fired, in the morning you'll all be on a bus back to Elfistan!Clyde
[to Fred] You're not Alec!Stephen Baldwin
Santa's having some trouble getting the sled off the ground?Fred Claus
So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin' [shouts] You tell 'em I'M COMING ... and hell's coming with me, you hear?... Hell's coming with me!Wyatt Earp
In all that time workin' those cow towns, I was only ever mixed up in one shootin', just one! But a man lost his life and I took it! You don't know how that feels, and believe me boy, you don't ever want to know. Not ever!Wyatt Earp
Johnny Tyler: You run your mouth awful reckless for a man that don't go heeled.
Wyatt Earp: No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you.
Doc Holliday: Why Johnny Tyler! You madcap!
Johnny Tyler: Doc?
Doc Holliday: Where you goin' with that shotgun?