Where are all the white women at?

Gunman at Fair in Final Scene

My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug.


Clinch: Where did you learn to shoot?
Albert: Your wife.
Edward: Oh, snap!

[after shooting someone] people die at the fair.

Gunman at Fair in Final Scene

Edward: This is my first vagina.
Ruth: You've never seen one!
Edward: No I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something.
Edward: it's uhh it's it's that, right?
Ruth: Oh yeah, it's this, its like from here to here.
Edward: Oh.
Ruth: But this is just the outside, there's these folds.
Edward: Okay, i'm gonna close the bible now.

George Stark: You're late!
Albert: For what?
George Stark: Fair enough.

Hey, dude, you really shouldn't drink and horse.


I don't want to see a world without Augustus Waters in it.


But, Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn't trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I'm grateful.

Hazel Grace Lancaster

Augustus Waters: What's your name?
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Hazel
Augustus Waters: No, your full name
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Hazel Grace Lancaster

Isaac: You know Gus talks about you all the time
Hazel Grace Lancaster: We're just friends

Hazel Grace Lancaster: Really? That's disgusting!
Augustus Waters: What?
Hazel Grace Lancaster: What? Do you think that is cool? Or something? You just ruined the whole thing.
Augustus Waters: The whole thing?
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Yes, this whole thing.
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Even thou you have freaking cancer, you are willing to give money to corporation for a chance to acquire even more cancer? Let me just assure you that not being able to breathe? SUCKS. Totally disappointing. Totally.
Augustus Waters: They don't kill you unless you light them. And I've never lit one. It's a metaphor, see

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