Lisa: So, she's six weeks pregnant. That means the baby's due in... April, May... June. Gemini. That's cool. Einstein was a Gemini. So's that Scottish gal from Garbage.
Tom Witzky: Will you go help Jake with his pajamas?
Lisa: If she's late...
Tom Witzky: Lisa, I swear to God, start with the Dionne Warwick stuff and I'll throw you out of the fuckin' window, so please help him with the pajamas.
Lisa: Love you, too, Tom.

Does it hurt to be dead?

Jake Witzky

[to her husband after he stares at a group of girls] Why don't you just lick 'em when they walk by?

Sheila

Look what I'm not cleaning up.

Maggie Witzky

It doesn't surprise me that there's another woman. Of course, the fact that she's dead gives one pause.

Lisa

Tom Witzky: I never wanted to be famous. I just never expected to be so...
Maggie Witzky: What?
Tom Witzky: I don't know, ordinary.

They were going to kill you in cold blood. I couldn't let that happen. Not here. This is a decent neighborhood!

Frank McCarthy

Tonight will be different! I am the ripper, the terror, the slasher. I am the teeth in the darkness! The talons in the night! My name is strength! And lust! And power! I AM BEOWULF!

Beowulf

What do you know of me... Demon?

Beowulf

Do I go in with you?

Wiglaf

Good.

Wiglaf
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She's not my curse, not anymore.

King Hrothgar

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