Lewis Rothschild: Who're we calling, sir?
President Andrew Shepherd: I'm calling the organization of the United Brotherhood of It's None of Your Damn Business, Lewis. I'll be with you in a second.

Lewis Rothschild: Can I just state very clearly I can't be part of anything illegal.
A.J.: Good for you, Lewis.
Lewis Rothschild: You can say what you want. It's always the guy in my job that ends up doing 18 months in Danbury minimum security prison.

President Andrew Shepherd: I'm sorry about this. We'll do it better next time.
Sydney Ellen Wade: Well, I'm no expert but I think we did it pretty good this time.

Sydney Ellen Wade: Oh, Andy, a C minus in Women's Studies.
President Andrew Shepherd: Yeah, well, that class wasn't about what I thought it was about.

President Andrew Shepherd: I want to buy her some flowers. That's what men do when they break a date.
Robin McCall: That's not what men do. I know no men who do that.

When man comes up against something he can't destroy, he destroys himself instead.


Yeah, it worked, but they're about to cut the power.

Eben Olemaun

I can smell your blood.

Eben Olemaun

Kirsten Toomey: [crying] Please God.
Marlow: No God.

That cold ain't the weather... that's death approaching.

The Stranger

We should have come here ages ago.


The Stranger: They didn't take me.
Eben Olemaun: Who did they take?
The Stranger: They didn't take me!

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