Reid Garwin: 'Sup fellas?
Tyler Sims: Where were you? I stopped by to give you a lift.
Reid Garwin: Had things to do. How's the party?
Pogue Parry: Don't know. Just got here.
Reid Garwin: Well, hell, boys.

Chase Collins: Say it! "I"
Caleb Danvers: I
Chase Collins: "will"
Caleb Danvers: will
Chase Collins: "you-"
Caleb Danvers: you... nothing.

Pogue Parry: What is it?
Caleb Danvers: It's Kate, Chase put a spell on her... creation... spiders.

Aaron Abbot: I think you owe Kyra an apology.
Caleb Danvers: Actually, I think it's Kyra who owes Sarah the apology.

Reid Garwin: [seeing a girl in a short skirt, slapping a $20 on the table] Blue. Cotton.
Tyler Sims: [slapping down a $20] Pink lace.
Pogue Parry: [slapping down a $20] Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since she was 12. [a gust of wind blows the girl's skirt up, revealing no panties] Keep the change, man.

[when teacher says Stephen King] Yeah! Dreamcatcher was the shit.

Reid Garwin

Evelyn Danvers: For once in your life can you think of anyone besides yourself.
James Danvers: I will you my powers.

Caleb Danvers: Ugh, y' gotta pull over.
Reid Garwin: Oh, you wanna stop? That'll impress Harvard.
Caleb Danvers: Oh what the hell., lose 'em. Cut across marblehead. let's have some fun while we're at it.

Sarah Wenham: [regarding Chase] Where is he?
Caleb Danvers: I don't know...

Chase Collins: You ready to say "uncle"?
Caleb Danvers: I'm ready for you to go to hell.

Come on Caleb. It's not like it's going to kill us. Yet.

Pogue Parry

Aaron Abbot: What the hell are you staring at, faggot?
Chase Collins: That thing between your legs. It's like a penis, but smaller.

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