35 pounds? You're fat!Elliot
E.T.: I'll... be... right... here.
I'll believe in you all my life.Elliot
Mary: Gertie, I've gotta go pick up Elliot from school.
Gertie: Mama, he can talk!
Mary: Of course he can talk.
Gertie: Here he is.
Gertie: The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.
I'm keeping him.Elliott
Michael: Where's the playground?
Elliot: It's near the preschool!
Michael: Where's that?
Elliot: I don't know streets! Mom always drives me!
Michael: Son of a bitch.
We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license!Michael
Elliot: Oh, God!
E.T.: Elliot! Elliot!
Gertie: I taught him how to talk. He can talk now.
Elliot: Wait. Can you say 'E.T.'? E.T.?
E.T.: E.T.! E.T.! E.T.!
Elliot: What do I do?
Michael: I don't know. You have absolute power, remember?
[as Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!"Michael