[to Kid] You know, I was pissed off at my mom for not telling me about you, but I can see she was right about you.B.J.
I'll be a fighter. I was born to be a fighter.Henry 'Razor' Sharp
[sees Razor after 30 years] I hope I don't look like that big of an ass...Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: What's so funny?
Dante Slate, Jr.: The last person down there gets fifty grand!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Shit!
Dante Slate, Jr.: Come on, Evander! So the man went batshit and bit your ear off, it's not like he enjoyed it!
Mike Tyson: It tasted like ass!
Dante Slate, Jr.: Hear that? You didn't taste good!
[his feet in a bucket] I gotta wash this vinegar off my feet. This is strong vinegar, it smells awful. This vinegar went bad!Dante Slate, Jr.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: [to the Kid] Gutsy move, going without a bra!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: [to Razor] Yeah? I got a surprise for you
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Look at us!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Yeah, look at us! We're not dead! Everyone's laughing at us! The whole world's laughing at us! But we're not dead! In fact, I feel more alive now than I ever felt!
Dante Slate, Jr.: I got a copy that wants an official rematch, they'll pay you a hundred grand!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Well, I can't be in the same room as that guy. It's not worth it.
Dante Slate, Jr.: The hell you mean, it ain't worth it? I'm looking at your house!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I wanted to see my old friend, he's been ducking me for thirty years! I missed him!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: It don't look like you're missing any meals. I'm outta here!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: [wallops Sharp] No you're not!
Dante Slate, Jr.: This is not the behavior of old men!
Dante Slate, Jr.: I can get you a part in Hangover 4!
Evander Holyfield: I'm listening.
Mike Tyson: You sonofabitch!
Dante Slate, Jr.: Wait, WAIT, WAIT!
Evander Holyfield: Grab your ears!
[looking at a fat man] You can't be my trainer. Maybe I believe you ATE my trainer.Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen