Did I have a choice? Did I have a choice?Nicholas
Nicholas: [reading card] "Consumer Recreation Services." Well, I do have golf clubs.
Conrad: Call that number.
Conrad: Make your life... fun.
Conrad: You know what that is... uh, you've seen other people have it.
Conrad: This is for you.
Nicholas: You shouldn't have.
Conrad: What do you get for the man who has... everything?
I don't care about the money. I'm pulling back the curtain. I want to meet the wizard.Nicholas
We're like an experiential Book-of-the-Month Club.Jim Feingold
The game is tailored specifically to each participant. Think of it as a great vacation, except you don't go to it, it comes to you.Jim Feingold
I'm being toyed with by a bunch of depraved children.Nicholas
They fuck you and fuck you and fuck you, and just when you think it's over, that's when the real fucking begins!Conrad
Conrad: I've been here before.
Nicholas: I took you here for your birthday.
Conrad: No, I used to buy crystal meth from the Maitre D.
Nicholas: There goes a thousand dollars.
Christine: Your shoes cost a thousand dollars?
Nicholas: That one did.
Discovering the object of the game *is* the object of the game.Daniel Schorr
Peyton Kelly: My mom says that she fell in love with you because you played guitar and you sounded like Elvis.
Joe Kingman: Really?
Joe Kingman: Well what do you think?
Peyton Kelly: I think my mom was tone deaf and you sound more like an injured moose.