People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.

Melvin Udall

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Movie:
As Good As It Gets
Genre:
Drama
Character:
Melvin Udall
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Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

Melvin Udall

I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!

Melvin Udall