As Good As It Gets

People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.
Melvin Udall

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Movie:: As Good As It Gets
Genre:: Drama
Character:: Melvin Udall
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Added:: October 09, 2007

As Good As It Gets Quotes

Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
Melvin Udall

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