Election

[praying[ Dear God, than you for all your blessings. You've given me so many things, like good health, nice parents, a nice truck, and what I'm told is a large penis, and I'm very grateful, but I sure am worried about Tammy. In my heart, I still can't believe she tore down my posters, but sometimes, she does get so weird and angry. Please help her be a happier person because she's so smart and sensitive and I love her so much. Also, I'm nervous about the election tomorrow and I guess I want to win and all, but I know that's totally up to you. You'll decide who the best person is and I'll accept it. And forgive me for my sins, whatever they may be. Amen.
Paul Metzler

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Movie:: Election
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Paul Metzler
Related Quotes:: Election Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Paul Metzler Quotes
Added:: October 18, 2007

Election Quotes

[about Tracy] Her pussy gets so wet you can't believe it.
Dave Novotny

Permalink: Her p***y gets so wet you can't believe it.

Added: October 18, 2007

[praying] Dear God, I know I don't believe in you, but since I'll be starting catholic school soon, I though I should at least practice. Let's see. What do I want? I want Lisa to realize what a bitch she is and feel really bad and apologize for how she hurt me and know how much I still love her. In spite of everything, I still want Paul to win the election tomorrow, not that cunt Tracy. Oh, and I also want a really expensive pair of leather pants and someday, I wanna be really good friends with Madonna. Love, Tammy.
Tammy Metzler

Permalink: Dear God, I know I don't believe in you, but since I'll be sta...

Added: October 18, 2007