Quit leering at me. People are gonna think I just broke up with you.

Bartleby

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Movie:
Dogma
Genre:
Comedy
Franchise:
View Askew-niverse
Character:
Bartleby
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Dogma Quotes

Bethany: McHenry is pretty far from Jersey, might I ask what brings you guys to Illinois?
Jay: Some fuck named John Hughes.
Bethany: "16 Candles" John Hughes?
Jay: You know him too? That fucking guy.

Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.

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