
I saw one, one time, that said the world was ending the next w...
Customer: [reading the tabloids] I saw one, one time, that said the world was ending the next week. Then in the next week's paper, they said we were miraculously saved at the zero hour by a Koala-fish mutant bird. Crazy shit.
Randal Graves: So I'm no more responsible for my own decisions while I'm here at work than, say, the Death Squad soldiers in Bosnia?
Dante Hicks: That's stretching it. You're not being asked to slay children or anything.
Randal Graves: Not yet.
- Movie:
- Clerks
- Franchise:
- View Askew-niverse
- Characters:
- Randal Graves, Dante Hicks
- Related Quotes:
- Clerks Quotes, View Askew-niverse Quotes, Randal Graves Quotes, Dante Hicks Quotes
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