Say, did you hear about the person of the Polish persuasion who walked into a bar with a big 'ol pile of shit in his hands and he says, "Look what I almost stepped in"?

Glen

Unrated

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Raising Arizona
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Comedy
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[to baby] And this here's the TV. Two hours a day, either educational or football, so you don't ruin your appreciation of the finer things.

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Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

H.I.