Happy Gilmore

[Shooter's ball lands on Mr. Larson's foot]
Mr. Larson: That's two thus far, Shooter.
Shooter McGavin: Oh, you can count. Good for you.
Mr. Larson: And *you* can count, on *me* -- waiting for *you* in the parking lot.
Crowd: Ooooooh.

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Movie:: Happy Gilmore
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Shooter McGavin
Related Quotes:: Happy Gilmore Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Shooter McGavin Quotes
Added:: September 27, 2006
Modified:: March 05, 2015 11:31

Happy Gilmore Quotes

You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.
Happy Gilmore

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Added: September 27, 2006

Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?
Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.

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