Happy Gilmore

[Shooter's ball lands on Mr. Larson's foot]
Mr. Larson: That's two thus far, Shooter.
Shooter McGavin: Oh, you can count. Good for you.
Mr. Larson: And *you* can count, on *me* -- waiting for *you* in the parking lot.
Crowd: Ooooooh.

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Movie:: Happy Gilmore
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Shooter McGavin
Related Quotes:: Happy Gilmore Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Shooter McGavin Quotes
Added:: September 27, 2006
Modified:: March 05, 2015 11:31

Happy Gilmore Quotes

You're gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion, cause you're never gonna get off that beach, just like the way you never got into the NHL... you jackass!
Donald

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Added: September 27, 2006

Terry: All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good.
Happy Gilmore: I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK.

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Added: September 27, 2006