Randal Graves: Since when did "porch monkey" suddenly become a racial slur?
Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago.
Randal Graves: Oh bullshit. My grandmother used to call me a 'porch monkey' all the time when I was a kid, because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors.
Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur. It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike.
Randal Graves: No it is not. Plus my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid, she'd always tell me to treat the Jewish kids well or they'd put the sheeny curse on me.
Dante Hicks: WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?
Randal Graves: What?


Rating: 3.5 / 5.0 (2 Votes)

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Movie:
Clerks II
Genre:
Comedy
Franchise:
View Askew-niverse
Characters:
Randal Graves, Dante Hicks
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I'm gonna kick your ass back to the Shire if you don't shut your fucking mouth.

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Yo, you guys are gonna miss this shit! The big guy's gonna cornhole that ass! With his weiner!

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