So she's kinda fucking cute. Let her touch your penis.

Kumar

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Movie:
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Kumar Patel
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Bullets - my only weakness! How did you know?

Officer Palumbo

Harold: ...The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Kumar: What is that? Some fortune cookie?