Dogma

Jay: So what's up? You got a friend for Silent Bob, or are you just gonna do us both? If so, I'm first. I hate sloppy seconds.
Bethany: You're a man of principle.

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Movie:: Dogma
Genre:: Comedy
Franchise:: View Askew-niverse
Characters:: Jay, Bethany Sloane
Related Quotes:: Dogma Quotes, Comedy Quotes, View Askew-niverse Quotes, Jay Quotes, Bethany Sloane Quotes
Added:: August 07, 2007

Dogma Quotes

Loki: The last four days on Earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do that next best thing.
Bartleby: What's that?
Loki: Let's kill people.

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Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.
Metatron

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